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Friday, May 13, 2005

dream jobs

someday i will have the following as my career

destabilizer - i will be in the news everyday, i will ask people to mount a revolt to topple the government, of course i won't join them in the streets, i will be behind the planning and i will drive the incumbet crazy, so crazy that she won't be able to do her job, thus expediting my rise to power.

assasin - i will kill people, for a certain amount of money specially now that journalists are easy targets, come one what are the chances that i'll get caught?

coup plotter - now this will be tough because for me to become a coup plotter i need to be in the military, but with a few pull of strings this can be done, then i will handle the office of comptrollership, then i can buy myself some fancy condominium somewhere in new york.

military adventurist - while in the military i will drive people mad by hostaging an establishment and telling people its a spontaneous outburst, what the heck, the worst thing that can happen is being punished with push - ups.

estafa - dor - i will build a pre need company and rob people of their money, of course with the guise that their money is in good hands while i invest them in debt ridden corporations like NAPOCOR.

CEO of a GOCC - if you need money fast, this is the way to go. money that you shouldn't be touching and money you shouldn't be spending, specially when they are the money of the people.

mafia leader - money from crime, who doesn't want that.

of course these would be my dream jobs if i wanted my soul to burn in hell, and if i have the gall to put my people into so much suffering.

Maria Francia Posted At 9:22:00 PM

 



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